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Song List
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Original Songs by the Bearded Garden Gnome
Beer Girl - Ryan Pinnick
Don't Leave - Ryan Pinnick
Ham Bone - Ryan Pinnick
The Beard Song - Ryan Pinnick & Neal Middleton
Slap Me With A Bar and Call Me Jimmy - Ryan Pinnick
Cover Songs
3 A.M. - Matchbox 20
A Bar Song - Shaboozy
A Horse With No Name - America
After Midnight - Eric Clapton
Ain't No Sunshine - Bill Withers
All Along the Watch Tower - Jimi Hendrix
All For You - Sister Hazel
All My Friends Say - Luke Bryan
Animal I Have Become - Three Days Grace
Another Brick In The Wall - Pink Floyd
Autumn Leaves - Johnny Mercer
Babe I'm Gonna Leave You - Led Zeppenin (It's the shorter "Ryan Pinnick" version)
Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot
Bad Company - Bad Company
Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival
Banana Puddin - Southern Culture on the Skids
Basket Case - Green Day
Beat It - Michael Jackson
Be Yourself - Audioslave
Before You Accuse Me - Eric Clapton
Behind Blue Eyes - The Who
Better Man - Pearl Jam
Beverly Hillbillies - Jerry Scoggins
Big Empty - Stone Temple Pilots
Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
Black - Pearl Jam
Black Hole Sun - Sound Garden
Blinding Lights - The Weeknd
Blister In The Sun - Violent Femmes
Borderline - Madonna
Born to Be Wild - Steppenwolf
Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
Bound For The Floor - Local H
Boxer - Simon and Garfunkel
Breakfast At Tiffany's - Deep Blue Something
Brick - Albert Collins
Broken - Seether
Brother - Alice In Chains
Brown Eyed Girl - Van Morrison
California Dreamin' - The Mamas and The Papas
Careless Whisper - George Michael
Carolina In My Mind - James Taylor
Cat's In The Cradle - Harry Chapin
Cold - Cross Fade
Cold as Ice - Foreigner
Come Undone - Duran Duran
Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
Counting Blue Cars - Dishwalla
Crash - Dave Matthews Band
Crazy - Gnarls Barkley
Crazy Little Thing Called Love - Queen
Crazy On You - Heart
Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne
Creep - Radiohead
Cumbersome - Seven Mary Three
December - Collective Soul
Desperately Wanting - Better Than Ezra
Disarm - Smashing Pumpkins
Doesn't Remind Me - Audioslave
Don't Follow - Alice In Chains
Don't Look Back In Anger - Oasis
Don't Mess With Jim - Jim Croce
Don't Stop Believin' - Journey
Don't You Want Me Baby - Human League
Down Under - Men at Work
Downtown Train - Tom Waits
Drift & Die - Puddle of Mudd
Drive - Incubus
Dumb - Nirvana
Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles
Everlong - Foo Fighter
Every Day is Exactly the Same - Nine Inch Nails
Everybody Wants To Rule The World - Tears For Fears
Everything You Want - Vertical Horizon
Fake Plastic Trees - Radiohead
Fell On Black Days - Soundgarden
Fight For Your Right - Beastie Boys (note for note just like the record)
Fine Again - Seether
Fire & Rain - James Taylor
Flood - Jars Of Clay
Folsom Prison Blues - Johnny Cash
Forever -Papa Roach
Free Fallin" - Tom Petty
Freebird - Lynyrd Skynyrd
Get Together - The Youngbloods
Gone Away - The Offspring
Go Your Own Way - Fleetwood Mac
Good - Better Than Ezra
Good Ol Boys - Waylon Jennings
Great Southern Trendkill - Pantera
Green River - Creedence Clearwater Revival
Hash Pipe - Weezer
Have You Ever Seen The Rain - Creedence Clearwater Revival
Heard It Through The Grapevine - Marvin Gaye
Heart Of Gold - Neil Young
Heart Shaped Box - Nirvana
Here Comes The Sun - Beatles
Hey Jealousy - Gin Blossoms
Hey Joe - Jimi Hendrix
Hey ya! - Outkast
High And Dry - Radiohead
Hit Me Baby One More Time - Britney Spears (sing along song)
Hit The Road Jack - Ray Charles
Ho Hey - The Lumineers
Home - Staind
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails
I Am The Highway - Audioslave
(I Just) Died In Your Arms - Cutting Crew
I Think We're Alone Now - Tommy James & The Shondells (Covered by Tiffany in 80's)
I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys
I Want To Know What Love Is - Foreigner
I'd Love to Change the World - Ten Years After
In Bloom - Nirvana
I'm A Believer - Neil Diamond, (Covered by The Monkees, Smash Mouth)
I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) - The Proclaimers
Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
Interstate Love Song - Stone Temple Pilots
If You Could Only See - Tonic
Island In The Sun - Weezer
It's Been A While - Staind (Radio Edit at Most Venues, Sorry)
It's My Life - Bon Jovi
Jenny - Tommy Tutone
Jockey Full Of Bourbon - Tom Waits
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Karma Police - Radiohead
Keep Your Hands To Yourself - Georgia Satellites
Kids - MGMT
Killing In The Name Of - RATM
Kristi Are You Doing Ok - Offspring
Last Kiss - Pearl Jam
Leave Virginia Alone - Rod Stewart
Leaving On A Jet Plane - John Denver
Letter - Box Top
Life By The Drop - Stevie Ray Vaugh
Little Black Submarines- Black Keys
Little Wing - Jimi Hendrix
Living On A Prayer - Bon Jovi
Losing my Religion - R.E.M.
Love Song - The Cure
Man In The Box - Alice In Chains
Manic Monday - The Bangles
Mary Janes Last Dance - Tom Petty
Meet Virginia - Train
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Crash Test Dummies
Moondance - Van Morrison
More Than Words - Extreme
My Best Friend's Girl - The Cars
My Walking Stick - Leon Redbone
Needle And The Damage Done - Neil Young
No Diggity - Blackstreet
No Excuses - Alice In Chains
Nothing Else Matters - Metallica
Nutshell - Alice In Chains
Old Love - Eric Clapton
Old Man - Neil Young
On A Plain - Nirvana
One - U2
Operator - Jim Croce
Otherside - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Outside - Staind
Paint It Black - The Rolling Stones
Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode
Pinch Me - Bare Naked Ladies
Play That Funky Music - Wild Cherry
Plush - Stone Temple Pilots
Poker Face - Lady Gaga
Polly - Nirvana
Pony - Genuwine
Pride And Joy - Stevie Ray Vaughan
Pumped Up Kicks - Fosters the People
Push - Matchbox 20
Rambin Man - The Allman Brothers
Red House - Jimi Hendrix
Renegades - X Ambassadors
Riders On The Storm - The Doors
Rocket Man - Elton John
Rocking In The Free World - Neil Young
Roller Derby Queen - Jim Croce
Run Away Train - Soul Asylum
Santeria - Sublime
Save Tonight - Eagle-Eye Cherry
Say It Ain't So - Weezer
Scarborough Fair - Paul Simon
Seminole Wind - John Anderson
Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes
Sharp Dressed Man - ZZ Top
She - Green Day
Silvia's Mother - Dr Hook
Simple Man - Lynyrd Skynyrd
Sitting Waiting Wishing - Jack Johnson
Sloppy Drunk - Jimmy Rogers
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
Smooth - Carlos Santana
So Cold - Breaking Benjamin
So Much To Say - Dave Matthews Band
Sour Girl - Stone Temple Pilots
Stranger Things Have Happened - Foo Fighters
Stand By Me - Ben E King
Sultans Of Swing - Dire Straits
Superstition - Stevie Wonder
Sweet Child Of Mine - Guns N Roses
Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd
Sweet Melissa - The Allman Brothers
Take On Me - A-ha
Tequila Sunrise - Eagles
The Cover of the Rolling Stones - Dr. Hook
The Fireman - George Strait
The House Of The Rising Sun - The Animals
The One I Love - R.E.M.
The Thrill Is Gone - B.B. King
Thong Song - Sisqo
Thunder Rolls - Garth Brooks
Ticket To Ride - The Beatles
Time After Time - Cyndi Lauper
Times Like These - Foo Fighters
Tonight Tonight - Smashing Pumpkins
Tubthumping - Chumbawamba
Turn The Page - Bob Seger
Under The Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Until I Hear It From You - Gin Blossoms
Vaseline - STP
Walk On The Ocean - Toad The Wet Sprocket
Wanted Dead Or Alive - Bon Jovi
What Is Love - Haddaway
Wheels - Foo Fighters
When The Thought Of You - David Ball
When You Were Young - The Killers
Whole Lotta Rosie - ACDC
Who'll Stop The Rain - Creedence Clearwater Revival
Why Georgia - John Mayer
Wicked Game - Chris Isaak
Wild Night - Van Morrison
Wild World - Cat Stevens
Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd
Won't Back Down - Tom Petty
Wonder Wall - Oasis
Working For The Weekend - Loverboy
World I Know - Collective Soul
Yellow - Coldplay
You Don't Know How It Feels - Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers
Your Love - The Outfield
Zombie - Cranberries
Text Requests to: 832-477-5896
Beard FAQ'S
1) Q. How long have you been growing your beard?
A. About 8 Years.
2) Q. Do you use conditioner?
A. Yes, and beard oil and beard balm.
3) Q. Do you brush it?
A. Yes
4) Q)Do you ever braid it?
A) If I've been riding my Harley, yes!
5) Q. Can I touch it?
A. Yes. but it'll cost ya.. $5 for the gals and $20 for the dudes.
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100% of beard touching proceeds go towards beard care products.